Jeffrey Phillips

Cap’n Zach says: did you try the cereal today?
contango says: i did
Cap’n Zach says: fun wasn’t it
contango says: it made popping sounds
contango says: when i poured the milk
contango says: it filled my heart with joy
Cap’n Zach says: ah yes. this i hear is one of the ten commandments in the kellogian system. pop and bring joy to all
contango says: yeh sadly this was misinterpreted in 1978 by a group of fundamental kellogians in kentucky who put their heads under heavy objects till they popped.
Cap’n Zach says: really! i wonder how they were planning to bring joy by doing that. well maybe to their wives
contango says: they could have popped balloons
contango says: it was incredibly foolish
contango says: just goes 2 show the level of indocrination these individuals went thru. too much power in the hands of too few i tell u
contango says: pop music is to blame
Cap’n Zach says: aha as it is with most things that go wrong in that system
Cap’n Zach says: gets them confused you see
contango says: id hate to see another mass popping
contango says: i cant see why they cant settle for a gradual deflation instead
contango says: it’s so much less confrontational and
contango says: less messy
Cap’n Zach says: but does it bring joy
contango says: if only the popped could speak
contango says: once u pop, u always stop
Cap’n Zach says: hmm food for thought